Express

"That movie the Polar Bear Express"....I think she has some polar bear issues....

To seduce or sedate that is the question?

We were talking about how painful it would be to get eyeliner tattoos and Cereal said
"You would have to seduce them to distract them." What she meant was sedate.

Shakespeare

"They are doing a Shakespeare play"
"Which one?"
"A Midnight Summer's Dream."
"You mean A Midsummer Night's Dream."

Fitty Pudding

Cereal thought the lyric "Oh bring us some figgy pudding" was "Oh bring us some fitty (fifty) pudding." I think her version should be a rap.

Locker confusion

Tonight out of nowhere Cereal turns and says to me "Sometimes I forget where my locker is."

Electric Blankets

Cereal's facebook status the other day....

"Oh I love electric blankies!!! It's like a mircowave for my bed!"

That sounds like a last name...

Me: Do you know who sings all of these songs in Gnomeo and Juliet?
Cereal: pauses and answers hesitantly. John Elton?